Collins, this is my love letter to you, mate. I was going to write a recap, but you gave me so much content that I decided to write about you instead; this must make you very excited to be the star of your very own episode recap of MAFS.
You seemed very upset when your 15 minutes of fame were nearly over ( I do not know how much channel 9 bribed Natalie to put up with your antics for another week). At least you get to miss work another week, you bludger.
You say Natalie is who you find the most attractive in the ranking task, but your actions speak otherwise. The judges even reflect that your supposed attraction to her was like describing your mother. Natalie is more than a top lady to put up with you.
You seemed a little uneasy at the Dinner Party. What was wrong? Did it kill you to hold Natalie's hand, or were you distracted by other wives' titties? The way you put down Natalie, calling her attitude sour and not having her back at the Dinner Party, shows that you really know how to make a lady feel special.
Your actions last night at the commitment ceremony will be remembered for the ages. Where do I begin? You decided to tell off Natalie for not getting over her grief and complained to John that Natalie was not present enough. Victim blaming is a classy move, Collins!
Collins, you do this really interesting thing when you are being dishonest: you do a disgusting snort, followed by an uncomfortable laugh and then tend to deflect without answering the question.
You then decided to verbally spar with John Aiken and demand his advice like a five-year-old child.
Collins, how you pretend to be heartbroken and put on a show for the whole room when Natalie says she doesn't trust you. I have never seen that many people roll their eyes collectively.
It is interesting how you also pretend to be put out by not having lived together when you have made no effort to build a relationship with Natalie.
Collins, it's no wonder you have never had a girlfriend. You are the most fake groom and the biggest gaslighter in MAFS history.
Well said! Didn't he also chastise her at the dinner party because he thought she was putting down their time on the honeymoon? That was pretty ugly too